Notsofast

I'm about to be insufferable in 2026

goals, post so hard about vintage cardboard in 2026 I seed the sloppers' lexicon and they call them magickal cardboards

retail will pay learning curve tuition and self-identify as exit liquidity victim and say crypto is cooked forever and never come back
only to jump back in like they never left, once they see someone making $$$, writing threads "they're called nfts." "they're called memecoins"

my 2026 wealth indescribable
for my haters 2026 unsurvivable

manfesting gonna make so much money in 2026
manfesting $PUMP to 2 cents in 2026

just build shit in times like these
or get deep knowledge on someone building something you think will be successful and back them

just build shit in times like these
or get deep knowledge on someone what building something you think will be successful and back them

deceased in spot ☠️

why are you, as a self-identified trader, not buying PUMP at 0.002 to sell for the guaranteed +50% when alon tweets again

90% of you have logged more total hours looking at jeffrey epstein's pictures than your own camera roll

being early looks the same as being wrong
$TCG is early to the purpose-launched CCM token meta
we didn't launch a token for the $ with the intent of trying to figure out what to do with it after the fact; in fact, the opposite

this is why we have talked to zero fnf groups about it, this is why we semi-stealth launched it, this is why we hold 30% of supp in a multisig and didn't do the performative fake CTO

the marketcap of $TCG was as low as $80k after a $1.4m launch high
it would be foolish to think there were no reputation-aware ball knowers amongstst the 200k people who follow me, building whale bags at such valuations
the reputation to natural supply control pipeline

in a few weeks of operation and process smoothing with zero token integration beyond gating free packs of pokemon cards, we've gathered a TON of data and qualitative feedback on what users like to experience and how to scale it
$TCG waits patiently to be integrated

we have a long list of plans for how $TCG integration will happen but they'll be UX-informed
overview: make the site awesome baseline fun for everyone but substantially better for token holders