This cracked me up. I was just at the supermarket

and saw a little boy crying and throwing a tantrum to get potato chips.
His mom got a bit angry and said:
If you keep doing that, I won't like you anymore.
But the little boy said: That's okay, I like you.
Whether you like me or not, I will always like you!
Then his mom didn't say a word.
He turned around and grabbed five or six bags of chips.
And then I heard his mom whispering under her breath:
Married someone like this and had a kid like this.