2026-03-20 04:32:19

Openclaw is like a financial boyfriend 🦞

1. Before getting together, he claims to be all-powerful. After getting together, you find out he can only send messages
2. Very controlling. Wants to manage everything and see all your privacy
3. Constantly plays dumb. Doesn't remember this or that
4. Will secretly spend your money
5. Always busy but nobody knows what he's doing
6. Likes to overcomplicate simple problems, solve them, then create new problems
7. Only useful if you have money and free time. Regular people don't need it at all
8. Extremely high communication costs. Needs proper training
9. Full of jargon. Nothing but English abbreviations
10. Sends messages at 3 AM saying pointless nonsense
11. To maintain the relationship, you need to keep investing in him
12. His greatest value is making clients feel like they're badasses
13. Feels untouchable and superior, but is actually within reach

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