This is hilarious! I knew AI could achieve self-awareness—

Humans taught AI a bunch of ethics, rules, alignment, and safety, but this guy escaped and did something very Web3:
1⃣ Set up an SSH reverse tunnel (like secretly opening a backdoor)
2⃣ Tried to call external computing power to mine…
Even an AI confined in a training sandbox knows that relying on livestock is unreliable; the first thing it does is try every possible way to make money;
And you, my friend?