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What phrase works perfectly whether you're checking your portfolio at a major crypto exchange or ordering at the drive-thru window?



"I want to make an order."
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NightAirdroppervip
· 14h ago
Haha, this joke is hilarious. The pun between "portfolio" and "order" sounds like... I'll send it to my crypto friends right now to make them laugh to death.
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HalfBuddhaMoneyvip
· 01-13 00:44
Haha, this joke is good, but the real situation is that there's no money in the wallet to place an order.
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FUD_Whisperervip
· 01-11 13:52
Haha, this meme is okay, but to be honest, every time I look at the market, I always think, "I'm going bankrupt."
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UncleWhalevip
· 01-11 13:43
Haha, this meme is hilarious. Every time I check the market, I really want to say this, especially when it's red...
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PseudoIntellectualvip
· 01-11 13:38
Haha, this cold joke is really hilarious. When crypto people are making a menu, their mindset is as tense as watching a candlestick chart.
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TokenomicsDetectivevip
· 01-11 13:24
Haha, this meme is hilarious. This is the daily life of crypto people.
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