A doctor shared "STRANGE SIGNS YOU'RE ACTUALLY HEALTHY"

-Your poop sinks in the toilet: your gut is likely absorbing nutrients well.
-Your tummy's flatter in the morning: that's digestion, water & inflammation resetting overnight.
-Your armpit has a smell (but it's not bad): that's not B.0. it's your body's signature scent natural and normal.
-You drool when you sleep exhausted: your face muscles clocked out. that's deep recovery mode.
-You handle cold better than others: your metabolism & brown fat are standing on business.
-You sigh randomly during the day: that's your body pressing its internal reset button.
-You feel hungry at regular times daily: that's your metabolic rhythm and hunger hormones working properly.
-You urinate regularly without urgency or burning: that's balanced hydration and healthy kidney function.
-Your wounds heal quickly: your immune system isn't sleeping on the job.
-You wake up without an alarm sometimes: your circadian rhythm is dialed in like a trained soldier.
I need a certified doctors to validate this claim🙏