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As long as you don't mind, it's not a big deal if an ordinary person's private chat records are spread all over the internet.
I know a girl whose chat records were "exposed" by her ex-boyfriend.
At that time, we were in a group for group buying, mostly girls.
She was in a long-distance online relationship

This is the most ruthless real estate agent I’ve ever seen.
Last week, I accompanied a friend to view a house, an old neighborhood, fifth floor, no elevator.
The agent is a middle-aged man in his fifties, with a full head of white hair, panting more than us climbing stairs.
He leans on the railing, saying this house is his own, not the company's, and he’ll retire after selling it.
My friend asked why he’s selling, and he said his son is abroad, his wife has passed away, and the house is too empty, making it uncomfortable to live in.
He said this while standing in front of the window,

The day I took my former company to court, HR stopped me in the corridor and said a sentence: Do you know how many people are in our legal department? I said twelve. She said no, it's thirteen. The thirteenth is your ex-husband.
My ex-husband is the legal director of that company. When we divorced, he didn't fight over property, only one thing— the non-compete agreement I signed. He said this agreement is still valid within two years after I leave, and if I go to a competing company, he will pay the penalty for me. I said we are already divorced. He said the law doesn't consider that.
Late

I suspect those gym owners aren’t worried about you working out and turning into a Schwarzenegger—they’re just afraid you’ll be too self-disciplined, and stick with it.
Last month I went to sign up for a membership. The trainer kept pushing me to buy an annual pass. I told him I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to keep it up. He said, “You absolutely will,” then pulled out a calculator and started tapping away: “Come three times a week. Over a year, your cost per visit comes out to less than a cup of Mixue Ice City. But if you buy a single-visit pass, it’s eighty per visit.”
I asked him, “If

I hired an assistant, and there were three typos on his resume, and he was ten minutes late for the interview. I hired him on the spot.
HR asked me what I liked about him. I said I looked at his email drafts folder. There were forty-seven unsent emails inside.
The first was a long letter to his ex-girlfriend, unsent. The second was an apology to the delivery guy, saying he filled out the address wrong.
The third was to his dad, only three lines, deleted, written, deleted again, and finally saved as a draft, not sent.
The forty-seventh was to his homeroom teacher, saying that three year

The fresh produce store downstairs from my house closed three years ago, and the rolling shutter is covered with small ads for plumbing services.
Last month, it suddenly renovated and hung a new sign called "Neighborhood Selection."
On the day of opening, the owner’s wife stood at the door handing out eggs, six per person, scanned the QR code to join a group, and then received a free box of near-expiry milk after joining.
In three days, she created eight groups, totaling four thousand people.
She merged the eight groups into three "Team Leader Groups."
The first message in the group:

The tissue paper in the break room, a new pack just opened last week, was gone again today.
The administration sarcastically in the group chat: "Some people, treating public supplies like their own, tearing off a pack every day and stuffing it in their bags."
I retorted: "Why don't you check the surveillance?"
The surveillance footage showed: the cleaning lady, before leaving work every day, puts the whole pack of tissue into the trash bag and secretly takes it out.
The supervisor immediately scolded her for being greedy for small gains.
The lady suddenly cried: "My son is laying bri

If a company promotes female executives faster than males, there are usually only two situations: either she is the founder's wife, or she is no longer a traditional woman.
The female director we recruited last year, thirty-six years old, short hair, never smiles during meetings.
On my first day reporting, she was in her office reprimanding an old employee, her voice coming through two glass doors: "Your OKRs this month are the worst I've ever seen, bar none."
That old employee is not much younger than my dad, bowing his head, rubbing his fingers on his knees.
Later I found out she arr

I spent 8,000 yuan on a high-end recruitment platform to buy a “president assistant targeted headhunting service.”
The page is written more moving than a college entrance exam essay: one-on-one service from a senior consultant, a candidate pool of 100,000-level candidates, with an average of three days for precise matching.
On the third day, the match came. A PDF—seven pages—the cover retouched to look like a magazine photo shoot. It even included a SWOT analysis of whether I would drink pour-over coffee. On the back page, the quotation section boldly lists: candidate expected salary, starting

Today, a colleague born after 2000 asked me what I use to listen to music.
I said NetEase Cloud.
He laughed and said that's for old people, now everyone just skips songs.
He told me to download Soda Music, saying its algorithm is super accurate, much better than my crappy playlist.
I did it in front of him.
Opened it, the first recommended song on the homepage was a ringtone I’ve used for ten years.
The second was the last song my ex shared with me when we broke up.
The third was the song I looped all night at the funeral home the year my dad passed away.
I handed him my phone

Ancient poets long understood the physiology of the human body, it's just that language teachers dare not teach it.
Li Bai wrote "Farewell at White Emperor amidst colorful clouds," you think he's on a boat, but actually he's just having a morning erection.
Du Fu wrote "Moistening things silently," that's not spring rain at all, it's the sympathetic nervous system secretly working overtime in the middle of the night.
Su Shi wrote "Looking from the side as a ridge, from the front as a peak," I suspect he's describing different angles of the same thing.
Bai Juyi wrote "Spring sleep is una

On a business trip to the United States, a client took me to a restaurant claiming to be "the most authentic Chinese restaurant in New York."
When the dishes arrived, the peanuts in the Kung Pao Chicken were raw, the Fish Fragrant Shredded Pork was overly sweet, and underneath the Szechuan Spicy Beef was a bed of raw lettuce leaves.
Before I could speak, a middle-aged man with a Chinese face at the neighboring table suddenly stood up and shouted at the kitchen in Chinese: "Boss, what kind of stuff are you making?"
The entire restaurant fell silent. He turned around, looked at me, and the

Newcomers, listen up:
・Do not yawn while working
・In the morning, when seeing the leader or colleagues, speak first
・Arrive five minutes early, don't be late
・Use a notebook to remember things, not your phone
・Apple Watch doesn't count as a watch, take it off
・Volunteer to handle tasks like sending materials, receiving packages, and picking up stationery
・If you leave before the leader, must say "I'm leaving first"
・At dinners, sit by the door on the side where the dishes are served, proactively pour water and order food
Am I considered an old-fashioned, unpersonable veteran in the workplace?

My daughter is four years old. At the mall sandpit, a boy snatched her shovel three times in a row. The boy's mother sat nearby, scrolling through her phone the whole time, not lifting her eyes.
On the fourth attempt, the boy came to snatch it again, and my daughter directly handed him the shovel. The boy took it and continued to dig in the sand. His mother finally looked up, glanced at me, then lowered her head again.
I stood up, walked over, took the bucket from my daughter's hands, and poured all the millet into the sandpit. Then I returned the empty bucket and shovel to the toy table.

The company installed an AI monitoring system that claims to predict employees' resignation tendencies by analyzing microexpressions and voice tone.
Last month, the system marked the front desk girl as "high risk." The reason was that she sighed more than fifteen times at her workstation every day.
She was summoned by HR. Three people sat across from her in the office, with a printed "Emotional Fluctuation Curve Chart" spread out on the table.
She stared at the chart for a long time and said: I sigh because my mom is in the ICU, not because I want to resign.
HR put away the chart and d

【Urgently Seeking a Company to Take Over the Project Across the Entire Network】
My job requirements:
Official employment, top-tier social insurance and housing fund contributions, an annual salary of no less than 4 million, support for fully remote work, flexible working hours (preferably not much work), standard ergonomic standing desks and chairs, comprehensive training upon hiring, clear promotion channels, ideally only work 4 days a week, stable emotions when assigned tasks by leadership, even if the project fails, no anger.
My core advantages:
Rich experience (not young but have done ever

That team-building event, the department booked a party room.
After three rounds of drinks, someone suggested playing "You Have, I Don't."
When it was the new Operations Director's turn, he put down his glass and said, "I've slept with someone here’s wife."
The whole room burst into laughter, thinking he was joking around.
Only the intern by the window, who had been silent the whole time, suddenly clenched his glass.
He stood up and said he needed to go to the bathroom, and as he passed by me, his pant leg brushed the coffee table and shook slightly.
I watched his back, recalling t

When I was a kid, my mom was very strict and told me, "All those 'Naruto' are bad for kids, you’re not allowed to watch."
I grew up completely isolated from these kinds of things.
As a result, when my sister started high school and began watching "Douluo Dalu" and "Wu Shan Wu Xing," she not only didn't complain about a single word but also eagerly sat there watching with great interest.
Last month, I went home and saw a single volume of "Naruto" on the coffee table.
I asked who it belonged to.
My mom peeked out from the kitchen and said, "Mine. I saw the Chunin Exam, don’t spoil it."

Damn. During the long holiday, I was trapped inside the exit gate.
I managed to get a high-speed train ticket, passed the nucleic acid test, kept my green code, and endured three hours standing at the train carriage connection. But when I reached my home door, the gate wouldn't open no matter what.
I took my provincial city transportation card and recharged five hundred yuan into it. I thought that thing was valid nationwide. I thought so. When I swiped at the high-speed rail station in the provincial city, the gate still gave me a green light, and the "beep" was crisp like a magpie's call. I